09-18-2022, 08:58 PM
Dismal day for the AFCN, though not everyone looked like shit behind center.
1. Lamar Jackson
Lamar keeps his #1 spot after a 142 QB rating day with 3 passing and 1 rushing TD, 300+ yards in the air, and 100+ on the ground to set the record for most 100 rushing yard games by a QB. While his defense had an epic collapse and allowed 28 points in the 4th, Lamar continues to have the year he needs for someone negotiating a contract.
2. Joe Flacco
Joe Flacco hurdles Baker in his 2nd AFCN game of the season (the Jets will play all 4 North teams in the first 4 weeks). 307 yards and 4 passing TDs. January Joe is making a September Appearance.
there's a big drop in talent so for this week there's no #3 and #4
5. Jacoby Brissett
a quiet game with Chubb chubbing in 3 TD's. 80% completion, 229 yards, 1 TD and 1 pick. Jacoby did have a solid 6 runs for 43 yards.
6. Mitch Trubisky
He did what Brissett did but worse
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7. DeShaun Watson
This football player is a garbage human but he isn't 0-2 with 4 picks and he's going to make a ton of money, so he's above Burrow.
8. Your mom
Your mom also isn't 0-2 with 4 picks, so she remains above Burrow.
8. Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow seems like a good guy, so he's better than DeShaun Watson and Ben Roethlisberger, but he is 0-2, lost to the Steelers, lost to Cooper Rush, he threw 4 picks last week, and he couldn't break 200 yards this week.
This is an awful start to a year that was meant to be a revenge year after a tough SB loss.
And this is the Bengals smack talk message board so... y'all suck!
The list ends there. There's no redemption of mentioning that Roethlisberger is a POS who belongs below Burrow. He's gone. Burrow sits at the bottom, but he does have a high ceiling so let's see what happens next week!
1. Lamar Jackson
Lamar keeps his #1 spot after a 142 QB rating day with 3 passing and 1 rushing TD, 300+ yards in the air, and 100+ on the ground to set the record for most 100 rushing yard games by a QB. While his defense had an epic collapse and allowed 28 points in the 4th, Lamar continues to have the year he needs for someone negotiating a contract.
2. Joe Flacco
Joe Flacco hurdles Baker in his 2nd AFCN game of the season (the Jets will play all 4 North teams in the first 4 weeks). 307 yards and 4 passing TDs. January Joe is making a September Appearance.
there's a big drop in talent so for this week there's no #3 and #4
5. Jacoby Brissett
a quiet game with Chubb chubbing in 3 TD's. 80% completion, 229 yards, 1 TD and 1 pick. Jacoby did have a solid 6 runs for 43 yards.
6. Mitch Trubisky
He did what Brissett did but worse
![[Image: 6tv2su.jpg]](https://i.imgflip.com/6tv2su.jpg)
7. DeShaun Watson
This football player is a garbage human but he isn't 0-2 with 4 picks and he's going to make a ton of money, so he's above Burrow.
8. Your mom
Your mom also isn't 0-2 with 4 picks, so she remains above Burrow.
8. Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow seems like a good guy, so he's better than DeShaun Watson and Ben Roethlisberger, but he is 0-2, lost to the Steelers, lost to Cooper Rush, he threw 4 picks last week, and he couldn't break 200 yards this week.
This is an awful start to a year that was meant to be a revenge year after a tough SB loss.
And this is the Bengals smack talk message board so... y'all suck!
The list ends there. There's no redemption of mentioning that Roethlisberger is a POS who belongs below Burrow. He's gone. Burrow sits at the bottom, but he does have a high ceiling so let's see what happens next week!
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