06-06-2015, 08:17 PM
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Former Maryland governor and Baltimore mayor Martin O’Malley announced Saturday that he will enter the 2016 presidential race, becoming the third Democratic hopeful to officially declare his candidacy. Here are some key facts to know about O’Malley:
Level Of Name Recognition: Slightly above yours
Campaign Slogan: “A vote for me is a vote for Martin O’Malley”
Age: Able to portray anything from youthful idealist to time-tested political veteran
Religion: Catholic, but not the Rick Santorum kind
Goal: To defeat Bernie Sanders
Plan For Middle Class: Put pictures of them on his website
Children: Stage Center Left and Stage Center Right
Campaign Strategy: Data-based approach to never getting within 25 points of lead
Handshake Style: Firm double pump with slide release
Views On Capital Punishment: Polling well but worth keeping eye on
Sometimes Puts On A Pantsuit And Makeup And Pretends He’s Hillary Clinton: Who’s to say?
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