How an urban myth about litter boxes in schools became a GOP talking point

[hollodero]

So I was in that one pizzeria.... and I saw for myself how they traded children to liberal pedophiles out of their cellar. OK not technically see it, but I heard strange noises out of there. I was thinking bad pipes or child trafficking, but the water in the bathroom seemed to run just fine, so it has to be option two. I also talked to a waitor who basically confirmed my suspicions. He apparently had to loudly say that this is an insane assumption, Dems were probably listening in, but at the same time his eyes were blinking, meaning that I was right all along.
I will not tell you which pizza place it was, that would be stupid. But it's 100% true and I expect everyone to vote for the Republican Party next time, or else you're with the pedos.