My apologies

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(11-23-2022, 09:48 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: Love it.  

I met a girl on a dating website (Match.com if you care) as a friend told me how you can set a radius and meet people not in your back yard.  Coming off a 20 year marriage, I didn't want to date anyone from my home town.  

Well, I met a super attractive woman, went to dinner, had a great time and found out near the end of the date that she was from pissburgh and was a steeler fan.  She kind of said "me too!" about watching football being something she always did with her dad (but it was steelers).  My heart sank, and we ended the date.  A few days later she texted me and said something to the effect of "Do you want to go out again?  I really enjoyed meeting you and find you very attractive!"  (not making that part up).  I said:  "I'm sorry, but I met someone".  

I couldn't tell her the truth.  I swear, it could be Giselle Bunchen, but if she is a steelers fan, it ain't happening.  

Nonono. You're doing this all wrong. 

You should have invited her to a really nice hotel, got her in the shower to make sure she was nice and clean then you throw her on the bed and put it right in her butt. 

While you're doing it, you close your eyes and pretend it's Ben Roethlisberger. Not because you fantasize about getting Ben in the butt but because you know if you were doing Ben in the butt, it would be really painful and he wouldn't enjoy it at all. 

Then when you're done, you get up and grab the chocolate cream pie that you had sitting off to the side and you throw it right in her face, yelling "that's what i think about Pittsburgh Steelers football, Ben!!!!!". 

Trust me. She will be confused as hell.