You're in a Foxhole and You Can Have 3 Bengals With You...

[WVUHomer]

(11-27-2022, 10:28 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: You didn't specify active Bengals, so I'm dipping into past rosters for my posse.

Corey Dillon:  Can provide sustenance by bringing hamburgers from his part-time Wendy's gig.
Boomer Esiason: Expert ability to fake handoff has enemy guessing if he still actually has a grenade.  
Akili Smith:  Throat-slashing gesture will really intimidate the enemy.

Should just go with Ocho. He'd provide dinner (McD/iHop) and a show lol.