12-01-2022, 07:43 PM
(12-01-2022, 05:05 PM)Cincybearcatfan Wrote: All I know is last year the Bengals were going to be destroyed by the awesomeness that is Patrick Mahomes in the regular season, until it didn't happen. Well, because of course the refs screwed them and Patrick had a brain cramp. But wait and see! Now the Bengals have to go into Arrowhead with the AFCCG on the line, who everyone on the planet knows is the LOUDEST most RAUCOUS stadium with the MOST PASSIONATE, SAVAGE fans in any sport. Andy has a case of the goo about losing to the Bengals. There's NO WAY they'll ever lose to the Bengals at home with a chance to go to the Super Bowl on the line! Until, despite being down 21-3 at the half, the Bengals showed who the better team was.
Well, let's be honest with everyone, the Chiefs beat themselves. The Bengals didn't do anything to win that game, the Chiefs did everything to lose it. Maybe Mahomes was on the take because if he wasn't there's no way the Bengals could have beat them. Everyone knows that that group of players and coaches are physically, mentally, and emotionally superior to not only every team playing last year, but superior to ANY TEAM IN ANY SPORT IN ANY ERA WHO HAS EVER PLAYED OR WHO WILL EVER PLAY! So, someone had to be on the take!
Now, this year, THIS YEAR Andy and Mahomes are out for blood. THIS YEAR they've had this game circled on their calendar and they're really, really ready this time. Really. THIS YEAR everyone's in trouble because despite all odds they were able to improve their team in every single area that could have possibly been a weakness or perceived as a weakness, which in reality it wasn't a weakness because last year was the best team ever assembled. But I digress, THIS YEAR'S TEAM is FAR AND AWAY SUPERIOR TO LAST YEAR'S TEAM, and now they're about to unleash HELL on the Bengals.
Anyone else terrified? Because, I think they Bengals should write an apology letter to the owner, coaches, players, fans and city asking, NO BEGGING for forgiveness for robbing them of their BIRTHRIGHT and rightful place as Super Bowl champions last year. Signing it in Mike Browns blood. And asking politely for them to accept a forfeit so no one on the Bengals team gets hurt. We can only pray that the classy fans at Chiefs Planet who are openly and opining for SOMEONE to LITERALLY murder Joe Burrow and break his leg off, will mercifully accept the Bengals, our city and our fans most sincere apology for spanking their team TWICE in one season and being excited about doing it. We all should be ashamed and go kill ourselves.
Oh and Skyline chili tastes like diarrhea.
This should save you about 5 minutes of reading that trash on their board because that's literally every single post there. Oh and everyone in Cincinnati are inbreeds. You're welcome.
Very insightful.
