01-09-2023, 11:46 AM
You all just need to stop this and turn your life over to the one true Tooth Fairy. I did and got a brand new set of dentures and never have to worry about tooth aches again. And just in case you think I'm kidding just ask yourself, "When was the last time God left money under your pillow at night?" ..The Tooth Fairy probably did and some of you younger members likely got a lot more than I ever did. Fact: The Tooth Fairy if fair and equitable and keeps up with inflation. God? not so much and the Tooth Fairy recycles.. Where the heck do you think dinosaur bones come from? Recycled kids teeth! THAT'S WHERE!
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.