A Letter To Cris Collinsworth

[BigPapaKain]

Few years back, I worked for a guy whose grandfather was on OSU's board of athletics. Naturally, this opened up the door for said guy to meet some Buckeye alumni on their annual Cruise for the Cure. One person he made a point to talk to was Kirk Herbstreit. "Now wait a second BPK - Herbstreit is always shitting on OSU; why would he go on their charity cruise?" Well you see it turns out insulting fan bases that love their teams to the core gets views and clicks. Herbstriet does what his Disney overlords tell him to do because he has bills, and they tell him to mock OSU. He loves OSU. He bleeds scarlet and grey.

How does this story apply here? Trade out Herbstreit for Collinsworth and OSU for the Bengals.