01-28-2023, 12:45 AM
"Father—
It’s rendered necessary for us to march north to prosecute this campaign against the Buffalos named William. The papers continue to anoint them as men of destiny. Poppycock. They must face us first. We shall meet them in a park of orchards & settle the matter proper.
—Joe"
"Father—
While making merry, the young Hubbard, who also hails from Ohio, asked if you & Mother could perchance send word to Mother Hubbard. She hath no doubt been clutching her poor dog while awaiting an update on her son’s well-being. Tell her he’ll be decorated for valor.
—Joe"
Two of my favorite ones
It’s rendered necessary for us to march north to prosecute this campaign against the Buffalos named William. The papers continue to anoint them as men of destiny. Poppycock. They must face us first. We shall meet them in a park of orchards & settle the matter proper.
—Joe"
"Father—
While making merry, the young Hubbard, who also hails from Ohio, asked if you & Mother could perchance send word to Mother Hubbard. She hath no doubt been clutching her poor dog while awaiting an update on her son’s well-being. Tell her he’ll be decorated for valor.
—Joe"
Two of my favorite ones
