02-23-2023, 12:26 PM
(02-23-2023, 11:13 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I'd probably bathe in ranch if I could. It's that good.
Is there anything actually stopping you from bathing in ranch dressing? So you'll probably develop some weird skin rash, but it'll be worth it.. And just think of the bragging rights you'll have earned..and your grandkids will be able to say, "My granddad took baths in ranch dressing!" only to have everyone move slowly away from them whilst giving em the hairy eyeball.. Just ask yourself, how often have you actually wanted a hairy eyeball? It could be a new fashion statement..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
