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Just need your guys to remember 1 rule, and 1 rule only........... "Do not touch the merchandise!!!"

Quote:“DON’T HURT THE MERCHANDISE”
James Harrison scares the crap out of me, and I think he scares HBO camera guys, too.
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James Harrison scares the crap out of me, and I think he scares [url=http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/L/LewiMa22.htm?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-kckingdom.com]Marvin Lewis, too.
“We took him bowling and he said, ‘I’m going to kick someone’s ass,’” Lewis said. “That’s how he goes through life.”
James Harrison scares the crap out of me, and I think he scares Jay Gruden, too.
Gruden: We don’t touch the merchandise (A.J. Green) ever. [A.J. Green hangs around uncomfortably.]
Harrison: The merchandise is going to get touched.
Gruden: Not by you, not without pads.
Harrison: The merchandise comes this way, it’s going to get touched. Okay, I like touching merchandise.
Gruden: Our future relies on this motherf—er. [Points to Green.]
[Green appears to be extremely uncomfortable.]
Harrison: The future relies on him – I’m not going to kill him, but I’m not going to let him get his job done.
Gruden: [Visibly concerned.] Just relaxed.
Harrison: I ain’t goin’ to kill him. But I ain’t going to let him get his job done because that means I ain’t doin’ mine. You understand?
Gruden: Relax.
Harrison: [Raises voice.] Understand?
[Green prays to himself that Harrison is kidding around, Gruden may be on the verge of tears.]
Gruden: Do you understa-
Harrison: [Yelling] Do we understand each other?! That’s all I need to know.
[Gruden forces a laugh.]
Gruden: We do, man, we do. [Slaps Harrison’s hand.] I’m sorry, man, I’m sorry.
[Harrison has not smiled throughout this conversation.]
[Pause.]
Gruden: But, seriously, man, don’t hurt this motherf—er.