It just hit me....new song for Paycor

[The Gooney Rule]

Recalling his Judas turn to the dark side after being a Bearcat...
* "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together".

Highlighting our 3-1 record against them in the Joe Burrow era...
* "Bad Blood".

Contrasting a cool, calm, collected Joe Brrrr entrance against his derivative weak sauce wrestling promos he cuts like a fart...
* "Anti-Hero".

Logan Wilson plants his droopy-eyed crustache-ass on a TE screen...
* "Look What You Made Me Do".

Dax Hill jumps a route down the middle after his herky-jerky shimmy on a first down just prior...
* "You Need To Calm Down".

Lou smothers their O in the second half again...
* "Blank Space".

Pratt punches out a fumble on him after he's been an eternal see you next Tuesday on every sports talk show leading up to our next rematch...
* "Karma".

HIDDEN TRACKS / DEEP CUTS

Legs Benedict kicks another AFCC winner as time expires...
* "Teardrops On My Guitar"

Tim Krumrie is Ruler of the Jungle on a night of defensive beatdowns...
* "Tim McGraw"