Choose the next Federal Holiday

[SunsetBengal]

Halloween, because I'm all in favor of having a National drinking day holiday. Besides, it's all inclusive for the masses, because everyone is in costume. *bonus* even ugly people get laid because they may have decent bodies that look good in their costumes, or the drunkenness makes the objects in the mirror appear smaller than they really are..

Close 2nd, St. Paddy's day (for obvious drunken reasons)

Distant 3rd, National Porn Appreciation Day. (definite loss of productivity there..)