Browning's girlfriend goes viral

[Forever Spinning Vinyl]

How dare that young lady wear something that I find attractive and lets my imagination run wild. She should be publicly called out for making me think about the things that I want to do to her, with her and for her. I shouldn't have to see stuff like that on my nice and clean computer in my living room . . . that's the stuff that I save for that dirty little ***** of a computer downstairs. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go crank one out in her honor before writing again about how outraged I am at her for forcing me to think these thoughts while sober.