04-12-2024, 12:24 PM
Joe Burrow's internal monologue (probably)...
"This sucks. I'm so sick and tired of this Great Value Tight End of the Month Club bullshit. Yeah, great, another reclamation project that I'm gonna have to carry that's just gonna walk for a 3 year $24 mil contract after I make him look like an actual NFL starter. That punk ***** Tee better check himself before he wrecks himself. All I hear is "Well, if Joe hadn't of been hurt, then Teeeeeeee coulda, shoulda, woulda....". News flash, assholes, if the guy can't produce when I'm not in there, maaaayyyybbbeee he ain't that damn good to begin with and I'm the one carrying him? "But....but...but...Tyler Boyd is teh best slot receiver in da leeeeeague...". What the hell you smoking? Yeah, guy runs an 8 yard route and I gotta thread the needle to him because he's blanketed so he can get tackled right where he caught it except for the two plays a year where nobody bothers to cover him because everyone knows he's trash. These fans, I swear, dumbest fans in the league. News flash, if you thought Auden Tate was an NFL starter, you aren't qualified to tell Joey Franchise what the offense needs or even talk about wide receivers in general. Dumbasses didn't even want my brother from another mother Ja'marr. I hear one more boomer going off about putting me under center and imma punch him in his geriatric skull and set this rehab back a couple months. Next mofo screaming about a DT in the 1st is getting slapped. How much does Lou's ass need, anyway? I'm dying here! You idiots realize that 75% of the economy of southwest Ohio revolves around me, right? You think NFL zebras are gonna let Pat lose 16-13 in the playoffs? You're an idiot! Ah, hell, I better start doing Duke's job and get on the horn to my boy Justin and LeBron this shit cuz Lou will probably slam his fist on the table for some MAC corner or something and that's the only way Imma get any damn help around here..."
"This sucks. I'm so sick and tired of this Great Value Tight End of the Month Club bullshit. Yeah, great, another reclamation project that I'm gonna have to carry that's just gonna walk for a 3 year $24 mil contract after I make him look like an actual NFL starter. That punk ***** Tee better check himself before he wrecks himself. All I hear is "Well, if Joe hadn't of been hurt, then Teeeeeeee coulda, shoulda, woulda....". News flash, assholes, if the guy can't produce when I'm not in there, maaaayyyybbbeee he ain't that damn good to begin with and I'm the one carrying him? "But....but...but...Tyler Boyd is teh best slot receiver in da leeeeeague...". What the hell you smoking? Yeah, guy runs an 8 yard route and I gotta thread the needle to him because he's blanketed so he can get tackled right where he caught it except for the two plays a year where nobody bothers to cover him because everyone knows he's trash. These fans, I swear, dumbest fans in the league. News flash, if you thought Auden Tate was an NFL starter, you aren't qualified to tell Joey Franchise what the offense needs or even talk about wide receivers in general. Dumbasses didn't even want my brother from another mother Ja'marr. I hear one more boomer going off about putting me under center and imma punch him in his geriatric skull and set this rehab back a couple months. Next mofo screaming about a DT in the 1st is getting slapped. How much does Lou's ass need, anyway? I'm dying here! You idiots realize that 75% of the economy of southwest Ohio revolves around me, right? You think NFL zebras are gonna let Pat lose 16-13 in the playoffs? You're an idiot! Ah, hell, I better start doing Duke's job and get on the horn to my boy Justin and LeBron this shit cuz Lou will probably slam his fist on the table for some MAC corner or something and that's the only way Imma get any damn help around here..."
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