01-14-2016, 08:25 PM
If I was the sole winner of the Powerball, I would have tried to buy majority ownership of the Steelers.
1st Day: "I think Ben is washed up, so I called this press conference to announce we'll be trading him to the CFL Hamilton Tiger-Cats for Zach Collaros."
2nd Day: "We're moving on from Mike Tomlin. I've been talking to Marty Morningweg and I have convinced him to give the NFL another shot."
3rd Day: "I was reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so now I am banning Terrible Towels from the stadium due to the possibility of them being used as a lethal weapon."
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Or if I couldn't get them to sell the Steelers to me, I would buy the Reds, fire Walt Jocketty, and then try to sell the Reds the next day.
1st Day: "I think Ben is washed up, so I called this press conference to announce we'll be trading him to the CFL Hamilton Tiger-Cats for Zach Collaros."
2nd Day: "We're moving on from Mike Tomlin. I've been talking to Marty Morningweg and I have convinced him to give the NFL another shot."
3rd Day: "I was reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so now I am banning Terrible Towels from the stadium due to the possibility of them being used as a lethal weapon."
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Or if I couldn't get them to sell the Steelers to me, I would buy the Reds, fire Walt Jocketty, and then try to sell the Reds the next day.
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