03-15-2016, 11:00 PM
(03-15-2016, 10:15 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Fair enough. So now we just need to find 2 WRs who are cheap, awesome teammates, ready to contribute now, and who aren't on the outs with their prior teams. Oh, and we probably don't want to spend 2 high draft picks in a weak WR class.
Outstanding.
Who else can we cheer not being here? Thank god we didn't sign Mike Wallce because (INSERT OUR ANSWER TO NO #2 WR HERE) is going to be so much (cheaper/better/nicer/etc).
I'm not saying you should want MIke Wallace here, but I don't see why we are so relieved we haven't paid anyone anything yet. You think Denarius Moore is going to make the team this year? I do, but I've been wrong before.
Lets just get them all out of the way at once.
Mike Wallace - Vikings (CANCER, too expensive, only runs fly/nine/go routes)
Brandon LaFell - Patriots (Doesn't have huge mega-awesome numbers)
Jeremy Kerley - Jets (Short, lack of production)
Greg Jennings - Dolphins (Too old)
Andre Johnson - Colts (Even older)
Marques Colston - Saints (Pfff...ain't he in a nursing home?)
Roddy White - Falcons (I heard he broke a bone last year and dust came out)
Riley Cooper - Eagles (RACIST SCUM)
All other WRs would cost us a super awesome compensatory pick and/or would be too expensive.
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