Bruce Jenner to Caitlyn Jenner

[Shake n Blake]

I really don't care what that guy claims to be. He can identify himself as a turtle tomorrow, but he'll still be what he always has been. We're not talking about a hermaphrodite here. In that case, it's understandable for one to choose which gender they identify with. But if someone is born 100% man and has the chemistry and biology of a man, then...