06-23-2015, 10:07 PM
(06-23-2015, 12:03 AM)fredtoast Wrote: When I was that age my father insisted on kissing me on the lips. He claimed it was the only way he could tell if I had been out drinking or smoking. Then one time I tricked him. I put a tab of blotter acid on my tongue and frenched him really good. He thought it was funny until he started tripping. Then he held me down and punched me in the dick with a toaster.
So now we have this Father's Day tradition where I go over to his house, sit in the corner, and cut myself while he cries on the couch.
Happy Fathers day everyone!
Family reunions must be a blast.
