04-22-2016, 03:06 PM
(04-22-2016, 01:13 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I think I've shared this story before: I was in a dive bar in rural KY and there were two bathrooms. One had a poster of Dale Earnhart Jr on the door and the other had a poster of Brook Burke on the door. Once my bladder was full of Natty Light I went to use the bathroom and entered the one with Dale Earnhart on the door.
When I came out everyone was looking at me strangely and a few of my friends were laughing. Then the bartender tells me I used the womens restroom and points to the little sign above the door. I asked him why the hell he had a picture of Earnhart on the ladies' room and Brook Burke on the men's? He said it was so you could look at them while you were conducting your business (ball washing and such). I asked him how the hell you could see the posters with the door closed; he was perplexed.
Maybe you should have pee'd on the floor, outside the door ?
