What 13 year old boy wouldn't?

[Beaker]

Once again, where were these hot, horny young teachers when I was in middle school? This girl is pretty decent looking too. Nevermind the fact that I probably wouldn't have known what to do with it if it was offered to me back then...but I sure would've tried to figure it out:

http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/teacher-on-the-run-after-13-year-old-gets-her-pregnant/