06-29-2015, 09:29 PM
Rand "Not as crazy as Ron" Paul battles Ben "Carnak" Carson
Rand:
![[Image: rand-paul.si.jpg]](http://img.rt.com/files/news/20/da/50/00/rand-paul.si.jpg)
5'8"
52 years old.
Pennsylvania native.
Rand on the issues
Finisher: Libertarian Lobotomy
Special: Ron distracts the opponent with a whirlwind of conspiracy theories.
Carson:
![[Image: ben_carson.jpg]](http://media.salon.com/2014/07/ben_carson.jpg)
???
63 years old
Michigan native.
Ben on the Issues
Finisher: Skull Splitter
Special: Reminds you he's a surgeon until you actually fall asleep and change the channel.
Rand:
5'8"
52 years old.
Pennsylvania native.
Rand on the issues
Finisher: Libertarian Lobotomy
Special: Ron distracts the opponent with a whirlwind of conspiracy theories.
Carson:
???
63 years old
Michigan native.
Ben on the Issues
Finisher: Skull Splitter
Special: Reminds you he's a surgeon until you actually fall asleep and change the channel.
