Birth control, abortion and unwanted pregnancies.

[*Nately120*]

The school I went to had one of the local conservative nutbag doctors show us a slideshow of STDs before anything else. Basically, the first vajayjay I saw was the size of a projection screen and had some STD that made it resemble the sarlaac pit from Star Wars.

I actually stopped him and raised my hand and said "Who would actually have sex with that?" and he said something about having a few beers in you and ehhhhhh you know! I disagreed, but I ain't no doctor. I was just a stupid stupid kid. A stupid kid who probably would have knocked up every girl I seen had I not been misled about vagina lethality.

By the time I found out ladyparts weren't portals to Lovecraftian horror realms I was responsible enough to realize I can't afford to have kids.