Let's Pretend We Are Coaches

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(08-22-2016, 04:37 PM)leonardfan40 Wrote: Let's pretend we are coaches...

No if we're playing make believe I'm pretending I'm the greatest qb of all time and I play for the bengals and I never throw an incomplete pass...oh and I also play defense, I'm the best CB in the league. I also star on the Reds when the bengals aren't playing and the Blue Jackets in the winter. I lead all of these teams to championships ever year and wipe my butt with $100 bills. And I am married to Kate Upton because all those games don't provide enough exercise for me

Yeah I'm way better at make believe than you lol

I pretend that after your amazing life played out, your perspective slowly zooms out to show you as your are now, not pretend you, and we find out it was all just a dream after you slipped on a banana peel and fell face first into a pile of dog poop, knocking yourself out and suffocating on said dog poop. Showing that all that life was just a final delusion that in reality was mere seconds.

Because my make believe Shyamalans the shit (pun 100% intended) out of your make believe.  


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Nah, but seriously... I am with Green. Tate is going to be the answer from the Bengals coaching staff. Even if it isn't a good answer.