08-23-2016, 12:15 AM
(08-21-2016, 12:03 PM)fredtoast Wrote: One is funny. One a day would get really old really fast.
BTW I only suffer from really large penises.
I applied that logic to women: one is funny, but one a day would get old really fast. But, when I tested the theory, I found they are like snowflakes. Women never get old really fast, and are in fact best enjoyed one per day. So, who is to say trade of the day could not be as endlessly fascinating as the mound of venus?
My condolences on your suffering, but I imagine it is easy to find women who empathize.
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