07-16-2015, 11:23 AM
Good to see Jeb is talking about an issue that really matters to Americans: how he and his wife met. Maybe he can take some of that 100 million from the PAC and do a reality show. They can call it "The language of love." It will race to #1 on the Nielsen list and Jeb will be swept into the White House as the first Reality TV President. Of course, with his wife being foreign they will have to take all the foreign stuff already in the White House out. You know, say good bye to Obama's shrunken head collection, the Kenyan Safari bedroom, and the Tarzan vines. These will be replace with pinatas, the Cancun bedroom, and pogo sticks. No more spinning rims on the presidential limo - it will become a low rider. Silver linings: with the rise of Jeb's show we finally witness the demise of The Kardashians and Survivor, and America once again gets what it deserves.
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
