11-05-2016, 09:03 AM
(11-05-2016, 12:07 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: Good thing Alex Jones has all those convenient links to survival items on his infowars website. The only trusted news website around. I know I am loading up on survival items. Sucks all the ones I bought before Obama was elected will expire soon so I need to stock back up.
Don't forget to buy more guns! Obama has been playing opossum for seven and a half years, but he IS coming to take YOUR guns tomorrow.
And Hillary is going to use them to shoot aborted fetuses. They do that to tenderize them before they cook them at the weekly LWFBBQQF.
That's the Liberal Witch Fetus Bar-B-Q Quear Fest. Veteran move: get there early or you won't get any FBBQ, you'll miss your chance to get gay married, and all the best spells will already be cast. Hocus Pocus!
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
