11-12-2016, 01:47 PM
1. Ginger: Her name is an anagram for the most racist word of all time. It's subconsciously conditioned her to hate.
2. Mary Ann: Midwesterner. If you're from anywhere except NYC or Cali you're an ignorant hate filled hick, per "everyone whose opinion means anything."
3. Skipper: Only reason dude's a sailor is because he knows black people want nothing to do with water.
4. Gilligan: He's just a sheep who regurgitates every thing Fox News-I mean the Skipper-tells him.
5. Mrs. Howell: She's been bitching for years about the help screwing up her linens.
6. Thurston. Secretly paying the help for sexual favors.
7. Professor: If you're a professor that automatically makes you the most liberal person in any possible group.
2. Mary Ann: Midwesterner. If you're from anywhere except NYC or Cali you're an ignorant hate filled hick, per "everyone whose opinion means anything."
3. Skipper: Only reason dude's a sailor is because he knows black people want nothing to do with water.
4. Gilligan: He's just a sheep who regurgitates every thing Fox News-I mean the Skipper-tells him.
5. Mrs. Howell: She's been bitching for years about the help screwing up her linens.
6. Thurston. Secretly paying the help for sexual favors.
7. Professor: If you're a professor that automatically makes you the most liberal person in any possible group.
