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Search For Tomorrow
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Here's how WE get to the top of the search.. Each of us as men, women, children, dogs and cats, bowl-legged mosquitoes and cross-eyed ants must appeal to every other football city with jilted fans and tell them the truth about the powers that be that will forever prohibit any of us from ever celebrating a super bowl win and to join us in embracing our teams collective wisdom of relieving us of the stress of ever having to wonder if we can win the super bowl two years in a row since it has become painfully obvious that it's never going to happen. We can't rewrite the script and the only vote and voice we have or will ever have is to embrace our teams and to build enormous temples in our cities of our teams ownerships where we can all go either pray for the impossible or just watch something else on tv during the playoffs from now on..
So fans of other crappy teams, join us and learn to celebrate inept coaches and milquetoast post game interviews of "We just have to play better"  and begin the planning stages of the day we all storm NFL headquarters to do away with the powers that be and not only hang Roger Goodell in effigy,but actually hang Roger Goodell and his minions at half time on live TV during the super bowl that we're never going to be in ..
Ok..Yes..Wall of text, check ! 
 Yes, conspiracy theoryish, check ! 
Yes, completely unreasonable , check ! 
We have nothing to lose ( other than our freedom , reputations and money ) and everything to gain (other than anything at all ) 
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


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Search For Tomorrow - xxlt - 12-03-2016, 01:29 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - BoomerFan - 12-03-2016, 01:31 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Shake n Blake - 12-03-2016, 01:47 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - TheLeonardLeap - 12-03-2016, 05:27 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Awful Llama - 12-03-2016, 10:13 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - xxlt - 12-04-2016, 11:33 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - wildcats forever - 12-04-2016, 11:45 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - guyofthetiger - 12-03-2016, 10:58 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - rfaulk34 - 12-11-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Shake n Blake - 12-11-2016, 08:57 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - rfaulk34 - 12-12-2016, 01:03 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Awful Llama - 12-03-2016, 02:04 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - HarleyDog - 12-03-2016, 02:06 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Shake n Blake - 12-03-2016, 10:17 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Awful Llama - 12-03-2016, 10:22 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Fan_in_Kettering - 12-04-2016, 12:19 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - jason - 12-04-2016, 12:43 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - grampahol - 12-04-2016, 03:49 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - Awful Llama - 12-10-2016, 04:17 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - JumboTron - 12-04-2016, 03:53 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - jfkbengals - 12-04-2016, 06:15 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - xxlt - 12-10-2016, 10:43 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - OBX Bengal - 12-10-2016, 02:43 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - grampahol - 12-11-2016, 12:06 PM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - SHRacerX - 12-12-2016, 09:35 AM
RE: Search For Tomorrow - xxlt - 12-19-2016, 02:40 PM

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