12-26-2016, 01:32 PM
(12-26-2016, 12:47 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Does everyone else have an ad for the Dollar Beard Club at the bottom of this thread?
What the hell is that stuff?
LOL. I had not noticed it, but that is hilarious. Looks some genius of marketing realized that the same spray paint they sell to balding men to color their noggin can be sold to men with a patchy beard to color their faces. And, since it is specially formulated for beards as opposed to heads it probably only costs 800% more. They also sell beard oil - which is like hair conditioner for your beard because, you know, the stuff you put on your head is for your head, not your face. A few years ago these products were non-existent, but now they are "essentials" for some consumers. Too funny.
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