Jerry Porter....

[Air Force 1]

(01-10-2017, 03:39 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.

After getting the messenger pigeon from the famed Iron City brewery (cuz they still are new at the whole internet thing) They sent me their secret process for making the beer that the inbred citizens of Pittsburgh love most. I'm not supposed to share it but:

Step one: gather up used sweaty, pissed in, pissed on and butt crack tainted clothing from Squeeler practices and games.
Step two: Steam and drain said clothing with water and disposable liquids gathered from various rest stops along the Pennsylvania turnpike.
Step three: Let sludgy liquid ferment and filter thru used pairs of women's underwear from ladies in Pittsburgh..(All 30 pairs)
Step four:  Can brew with aluminum cans recycle from shut down farm barns in Pennsylvania..Can designs done with lead paint
Step five:  Serve to local retards and let them enjoy..

Its explains way too much..