02-01-2017, 07:26 PM
Assuming no one can be told to quit or step down...
1. Mike Brown: Hire a qualified GM, expand your scouting department to normal NFL levels, build a practice facility, stop placing profit and nepotism over wins, appreciate your fans and players, and stop saying goofy words like "keen". It makes you sound like a doosh.
2. Marvin Lewis: Stop playing not to lose in 4th quarters, when you get a lead, and in playoff games. Show some fire and don't muzzle your players. No clapping.
3. Paul Alexander: Try to mimic what a different o-line coach does. Stop offering input on draft day.
4. Pacman: You're not in the ghetto anymore. You're a millionaire with a family. You're way too old to be "clubbing" anyway.
5. Burfict: Stop leading with your head. Tone down the dirty stuff.
6. Ogaboo: Team with Bodine to start a breakfast restaurant called "the reverse pancake machine". Ask the piano guru to be benched so you can focus on your new business venture.
1. Mike Brown: Hire a qualified GM, expand your scouting department to normal NFL levels, build a practice facility, stop placing profit and nepotism over wins, appreciate your fans and players, and stop saying goofy words like "keen". It makes you sound like a doosh.
2. Marvin Lewis: Stop playing not to lose in 4th quarters, when you get a lead, and in playoff games. Show some fire and don't muzzle your players. No clapping.
3. Paul Alexander: Try to mimic what a different o-line coach does. Stop offering input on draft day.
4. Pacman: You're not in the ghetto anymore. You're a millionaire with a family. You're way too old to be "clubbing" anyway.
5. Burfict: Stop leading with your head. Tone down the dirty stuff.
6. Ogaboo: Team with Bodine to start a breakfast restaurant called "the reverse pancake machine". Ask the piano guru to be benched so you can focus on your new business venture.
The training, nutrition, medicine, fitness, playbooks and rules evolve. The athlete does not.
