You just won the $800 million lottery.....

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Immediately donate $1 million to the *charities* of 30 to 40 politicians and other powerful figures in the federal government. Within about a week lottery winnings we be tax free, retroactively, starting the day I won. I'll then decline the other satanic and pedophilia benefits they insist I'm entitled too, and probably go to Dairy Queen.