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Republicans Jamming It Up Your Ass
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(03-11-2017, 03:16 AM)Benton Wrote: I sell pies for $2.

Everybody pays $2.

I tell everybody if they'll provide their own oven (and thereby lower my price) I'll sell them a pie for $1... but only if their oven meets my specs. If it looks dirty, then you pay $2, or maybe you don't even get a pie. Don't want me looking in your oven? Pay the standard $2 and we both take our chances.

I'm not forcing anyone to buy a pie at a higher rate. I'm just offering it at a lower rate to some if it looks like it will lower my cost. 

I have a family history of Type 1 diabetes, and familial ALS. There's no way I'd submit to a genetic test because (most likely) I'd be flagged. I imagine the overwhelming majority of the population would be flagged for one potential illness or another. But I have no issue with companies offering me a lower rate if I'm dumb enough to participate. 

Yeah, but you previously sold the pies for $1 dollar each. Then Obamacare came along and forced you to sell pies to homosexuals wanting to get married. So then you started charging everyone $2 per pie. Unless your customers submit a hetero porn of themselves, then they get the "discounted" price of $1 each; same price as before.

Penalizing everyone and marketing the hoops they make people jump through as a discount is brilliant marketing.

I hope the Brown family doesn't find out because they will jack up prices on tickets then offer "discounts" to fans who participate in their "Premium Loyalty Program."





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RE: Republicans Jamming It Up Your Ass - oncemoreuntothejimbreech - 03-11-2017, 09:00 AM

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