Give Me Your Gut Feeling, Do The Bengals Finish Above .500?

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(03-16-2017, 11:54 PM)fredtoast Wrote: So exactly the same....

except one is more enjoyable.



Brilliant logic.  I am amazed by the mental gymnastics you all go through in order to get as much misery as possible out of everything.


"Sex with a beautiful woman is no better than masterbation because they both end the same."

No, because the sex with a beautiful women would be equivalent to us winning a Super Bowl (it's the ultimate goal).

It would be more like I'm married to a beautiful women but she never, ever puts out, so masturbation is the next best thing because a mans has needs.