Try to sell me on O.J. Howard.

[Lionel Hutz]

How about Eifert plays 5 games and out other 11 due to injury next year (then signs with Pittsburgh in offseason)? Bengals then left with Kroft and Uzomah. Doesn't matter though cause they'd just let Howard walk in 4 years for a niiiiiiiiiice 5th round comp pick that Hobspin will cream his pants over (the pick, not the resulting player drafted).