04-05-2017, 12:34 PM
(04-05-2017, 12:16 PM)Benton Wrote: I honestly thought that was a joke when I heard it.
Wow.
I'm going to try that on a smaller scale. Tonight when I get off work, I'm razing the house and all contents, smashing everything the kids own — clothes, toys, memories. What's not smashed, I'll set on fire. When it's just ashes, I'll load the kids up in the car and take them to DQ for ice cream to show them what a great dad I am.
That's pretty much the look on both their faces...
"This thing is gonna bounce."