New Bengals Nicknames

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(05-02-2017, 11:29 PM)TKUHL Wrote: John "The Rocket" Ross
Johnny Rocket
Roadrunner Ross
Toss to Ross

Joe "The Hitman" Mixon
Joe "Bam Bam" Mixon
TKJoe Mixon
Joe "Macho" Mixon
Bazooka Joe Mixon
Joe Mama Mixon
Joe "Pinto Bean" Mixon
Joe "Frazier" Mixon
Joe Mayweather Mixon
Joe Fistin Mixon
Joe "The Sandman" Mixon
Joe "Rick James" Mixon
Joe Mixon it up

Josh "Daylight Come And I Wanna Go" Malone
Marvin Jones Clone Malone
Josh "Leave Me" Malone
The Drone Malone
End Zone Malone- I really like this one best.
Here I Go Again On Malone
Malone in the dark
Malone with you
Better Off Malone
I Drink Malone- Ok this sounds bad
Goal Post Malone
Red Zone Malone- Ok I like this one too.

I laughed at a lot of these, but then I had a vision of the old 70s cartoon "The Roadrunner" and thought how funny it would be if whenever John Ross catches a bomb and leaves a DB in his dust, they would play the theme song from Roadrunner and show an old excerpt from the cartoon where the Roadrunner goes "beep beep" and takes off and pool Wyle E. Coyote get left standing still with a sad look on his face.

Starts at 1:06.  Probably not the best clip. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pTFYBL96ZY

And the song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9aoVRKeyZs

I like the Roadrunner Ross!!!