Funny fan stories

[HarleyDog]

In 2009 - I was at the Bengal-Steeler game in which I invited several customers too and spent a ton on tickets. There was a lot of beer intake. After the game was over, we were waiting for our chance to make it to the end of the row to the stairs. As the row below us filtered out, my drunk ass decided I was going to step over and down a seat and have easy access. Well, I lost my balance and somehow fell 3 rows down and landed on my ass. Serious ass punch by the arm of the seat I landed on. I bounced up like nothing happened (with many people looking at me). I was trying to walk to the stairs in a cool like fashion. However, the pain of the ass punch had me walking like a pirate with a wooden leg. Pain worked itself out by the time I made it to ground level, but my pride was still in the upper deck.