It's past noon. You know what that means?

[HarleyDog]

(06-19-2017, 07:23 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Then you should consider switching to Rum.  Because drinking Rum at 10 am doesn't make one an alcoholic, it makes them a Pirate.

Ok. I really had to give this serious thought. Therefore, I called my long time friend "Lycos" (you young whipper snappers will not understand) and he agreed as well and went looking for my crew. I mean, hey, if I'm going to be a pirate, I need a crew right? Therefore, I would like to introduce you to the HD crew. Some of the meanest, vulger, skallywags known to mankind. They knew of me and were thrilled to be a part of my rum led leadership.

Meet Badger - although his size is deceiving, this brother is bad!



This is General! He doesn't drink, he sips and can hit a hydrant from 50ft.



Next up is Bandit. On the walls of every post office in "The World!"



This is Leonardo Dogio. Not really bad at anything but acting. We like to laugh at him when we are drunk, yet sober, we tend to avoid him. Wait, we're never sober! Arghhhhhhh!




Next up is Dog Marley. No need to tell you how he made the cut!



This is Boner. We call him that because, well, he doesn't get one anymore and now squats to pee. Hey, he was a bad dog in his day and we respect our elders!



This dogs name is "Bender!" Great thinker and planner. Rum took his left eye and he has Peyronie's disease. If you don't know what that is? Just don't stand left of him when he pees! He is a great asset when we're stealing the rum.




Now I introduce "Achilles." Dude is stealth and the next thing you know? Your looking at the sky. Only if you have the rum. If no rum? He don't care about you.




Up next is my boy. He's not of drinking age yet, so he only gets "Select 55." He's a prospect!



One last Dog that can't join us tills we bust him out is "Cash." Don't knows how he got his name, Lol.



So, if your ever taking out the trash, hear a noise in the middle of the night and see this? I suggest you turn around and forget what you've seen. You've just been visited by the HD crew. If you have no rum, you will never meet us, we start drinking at 10am!



Arghhhhh!