07-07-2017, 02:37 PM
What, am I the only one on the Ruderman Family Foundation daily email list?
They speak for me.
In fact, I never make a decision without consulting with them first.
For example, here's me at breakfast today:
Server: Sir, would you like something to drink?
Me: Um, hang on (pulls out cell phone, hits speed dial 1, waits for Ruderman Family Foundation to pick up) Yeah, um what are we supposed to be drinking at breakfast today? Coffee and a glass of apple juice. Got it. I'm at the place on 38th Avenue, what should I order? The rise and shine with bacon, tomato, and eggs over easy. Got it. Thanks. (Hangs up phone, looks at server) Did you get all that?
Server: I'll get that right in for you honey. Hey, I forgot my phone, after I hang your ticket can I borrow yours to read the daily Ruderman email? I just feel naked - it's 9:30 already and I haven't seen it yet!
Me: I feel your pain, and I got your back toots. I'll pull it up and it will be on the screen when you come back.
That's how I roll. Suck it, Ruderman haters. We're taking over! One. Baldwin. At. A. Time.
Early Cuyler Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They speak for me.
In fact, I never make a decision without consulting with them first.
For example, here's me at breakfast today:
Server: Sir, would you like something to drink?
Me: Um, hang on (pulls out cell phone, hits speed dial 1, waits for Ruderman Family Foundation to pick up) Yeah, um what are we supposed to be drinking at breakfast today? Coffee and a glass of apple juice. Got it. I'm at the place on 38th Avenue, what should I order? The rise and shine with bacon, tomato, and eggs over easy. Got it. Thanks. (Hangs up phone, looks at server) Did you get all that?
Server: I'll get that right in for you honey. Hey, I forgot my phone, after I hang your ticket can I borrow yours to read the daily Ruderman email? I just feel naked - it's 9:30 already and I haven't seen it yet!
Me: I feel your pain, and I got your back toots. I'll pull it up and it will be on the screen when you come back.
That's how I roll. Suck it, Ruderman haters. We're taking over! One. Baldwin. At. A. Time.
Early Cuyler Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
