So... can Trump pardon himself?

[hollodero]

Since he himself allegedly asked that, I feel free to do so as well, it seems the question is not as bizarre as one might believe. Could he? And if he would pardon himself (and Flynn Manafort and whoever), what would happen then? That's that, everyone's going home?

Is a pardon selfie the ultimate joker then? Could he, like he implied he could do without losing support, actually shoot someone in the streets, quickly pull the pardon and get away with it?

Can a president who pardoned himself still plead the fifth in an impeachment hearing, although there's maybe no one to "incriminate"? Can he lie under oath without any legal repercussions?

This is all so weird...!