08-08-2017, 07:53 PM
My god, that was hilarious! I was reading this in the car while my girlfriend was driving and was practically in tears trying to not burst out in obnoxious laughter. I made it, but I think I broke a blood vessel.
The comments are epic. Just pure gold (if you have thick skin and a sense of humor). Though the article is mostly complete ignorance (except for the Mike Brown part), it was well written. Hey, it's satire. It's not supposed to be taken seriously, it's supposed to be absurdly humorous.
