09-06-2017, 11:39 AM
(09-06-2017, 08:14 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: My honest opinion? AJ Green back corner of the end zone from the 12 yard line.Wow! Your delusional imagination is almost as good as mine.. See, if I caught that ball they'd erect a 75 foot golden statue of me on the 50 yardline.. That doesn't even include the 50 mile long parade in my honor after the game.. lol
My "It's my man crush and I will do what I want" pick? FEJ!!! He strip-sacks Flaccid and tears the remaining 20 yards to the end zone, because it is the first offensive play of the game, and then spots me in the stands and throws a 50 yard bullet which I catch (rather beautifully) and hand to my old man. The Bengals see my reception and call me up for a tryout. Though they are amazed at the athletic prowess of this 48 year old man and after I dust John Ross in a race, they offer me a spot.
I politely decline, but accept the next best thing, no longer a "freebie", but an official scout for the Cincinnati Bengals. And my dad gets to watch the rest of the games with me from a luxury box with unlimited food and drinks.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
