If you force your kids to root for the Bengals you suck

[BMK]

My kid came to me a few years ago and proclaimed himself a Bengals fan.
I pleaded with him not to make the same mistakes in life that I did...that it's a dead end, a life full of frustration and regret. He wouldn't listen. He even defiantly wore a Dalton jersey to the intervention.

I still lay awake at night and sob....why couldn't he just knock over convenience stores or steal cars like the other kids....sniff...