Cardboard Boxes on the Fifty Yard Line

[*Awful Llama*]

(11-12-2017, 08:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: What really needs to happen is Mike Brown publicly announcing that following the final game of this season, he is officially turning the team over to Katie; that it's hers to do with as she pleases. In conjunction with that, not a single coach will have their contract renewed.

Katie then immediately announces a search for the most qualified general manager.

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How it really happens:

Mike dies at 96, the team's GM until his last breath.  Grief-stricken Katie (maybe, it's hard to tell, her facial expressions are all the same) holds a press conference to announce that her dad gave her the perfect blueprint for running the team and she'll take the role of GM in his honor.  She then announces an immediate lawsuit to force Hamilton County taxpayers to fund the new Mike Brown Dome.  Stepping from the podium she matter-of-factly announces Marvin's getting a two year extension.