We could go winless the rest of the way

[*Awful Llama*]

Vikings and Ravens will be losses, but I'm not sure the Bengals lose to the Lions. Now, I have no football reasons to think this necessarily, it's just that I'm also a Lions fan, and the pessimistic Lions fan in me figures they'll find a way to screw up what should be a victory over the Bengals. The Bengals just may get that sixth win. Maybe not. It's difficult for me to tell, my two team fan pessimism is in dynamic tension at present.