12-17-2017, 12:39 PM
Being that my life remains roughly the same whether they win multiple superbowls or become the bottom feeders forever it matters not..
I'd like them to win, sure, but if they stink up the place till the end of time it's not going to change my life in any dramatic fashion. Let's see, do I get paid more/less depending on the Bengals? Nope. Do I get laid more often? Nope. Do my shoes wear out faster or slower? Nope.
Will Mike Brown still be a schmuck? Yup.
I'd like them to win, sure, but if they stink up the place till the end of time it's not going to change my life in any dramatic fashion. Let's see, do I get paid more/less depending on the Bengals? Nope. Do I get laid more often? Nope. Do my shoes wear out faster or slower? Nope.
Will Mike Brown still be a schmuck? Yup.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
