Tampa Bay Game thoughts

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(08-25-2015, 12:40 AM)Rattler Wrote: Decline every opportunity to play in prime time slots - we have always sucked and probably always will in those games.

Just say no!

Scheduling Committee gets together to put the season together for all 32 teams.

Committee Member 1: "OK guys, we have got to get this schedule together. First off, are there any requests from any team?"

Committee Member 2: "Yes, Pittsburgh called and wants as many games as possible where they and their opponent are the only game on"

Committee Member 1: "OK, we'll give them 6 Prime Time games again this year"

Committee Member 3: "I got a request from the Patriots, they want to play as many games where they can get the cheat...err, Tom Brady's face on tv as much as possible. They want to be mostly seen on the East Coast and they want an easy schedule...more or less the same request as last year."

Committee Member 1: "They always have the easiest schedule, the Patriots and Colts both have the easiest. Look at their Divisions...ok, we'll see what we can do."

Committee Member 2: "The Bengals just called, they want all their games played on Sunday at either 1pm or 4pm Eastern...oh and you can hear Dalton in the background asking that if they make the Playoffs if the Bengals could play their game when there's an important Bowl Game on."

Committee Member 1: "Yeah right, I hate the Bengals...let's see, let's give them a few Prime Time games, let's let them open and close the season both on the road and let's give them the toughest schedule ever played by a third place team, lol. Oh, and I got a call from the NFL Office saying that the Bengals should never be allowed to win a Playoff game and that we will never let Anderson into the HoF and that even though he deserves one, Paul Brown will never get A Football Life"

Committe Member 2: "Why not give the fans of the Bengals a little hope?"

Committee Member 1: "Look, we need a team or two in L.A., we want the Bengals to move out of that small ass market and start making the NFL more money...duh"