01-28-2018, 03:52 AM
My old woman has a real knack for squeezing every last penny out of people who work in stores and restaurants. We can spend an eternity grocery shopping and just as I think I'm ready to get the the hell out of the store she'll grill the store clerk over every last item on the receipt. I've literally sat in the truck for 20 minutes alone and she'll finally come out and tell me we saved a WHOLE NICKEL! This is despite the fact that she'll buy a lot of crap we'll never eat and will take up space in the fridge to the point that I can't find a spot for a slice of cheese anywhere in the fridge. ..
I went with her to buy a riding mower a few years back and I had to go back to the store for no other reason than to apologize to the guy who sold it. He probably had a negative commission when it was all said and done . I wouldn't be too surprised if he had to take out a loan to sell the damned thing lol
She's the person who will stand in line for 2 hours at Walmart to return a 15¢ item 15 seconds before the warranty expires..
I went with her to buy a riding mower a few years back and I had to go back to the store for no other reason than to apologize to the guy who sold it. He probably had a negative commission when it was all said and done . I wouldn't be too surprised if he had to take out a loan to sell the damned thing lol
She's the person who will stand in line for 2 hours at Walmart to return a 15¢ item 15 seconds before the warranty expires..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
